Tag Archives: Humor

Safe at Last

Posted on 2015-08-24 by jcs

Now I don't have to worry if someone steals my potatoes: they're hashed and salted. pic.twitter.com/BMNxRK7c0H — Jonathan Fuerth (@jfuerth) April 12, 2015

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XML Parsing

Posted on 2015-08-09 by jcs

Always use the best tool available. (via Karl Voit) OH Q: What's your favorite XML parsing tool? A: rm - @tmarble — About Programming (@abt_programming) July 22, 2015

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Finally. The Mysteries are Solved

Posted on 2015-08-06 by jcs

Heh. Finally Stonehenge and Easter Island mysteries solved pic.twitter.com/CiVtU0rA1g — SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) August 6, 2015

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A Guy Named Null

Posted on 2015-05-29 by jcs

From the art reflecting life department, we have this story of a guy named Null and what he does to databases.

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Password Contains Invalid Characters (Again)

Posted on 2015-02-17 by jcs

Devin Chalmers has some words of wisdom for startups: "Your password contains invalid characters." No, your startup contains incompetent engineers. — Devin Chalmers (@qwzybug) December 15, 2014 Nick Selby already told them but apparently they didn’t listen.

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From One of My Favorite Comics…

Posted on 2014-12-15 by jcs

The NSA goes Christmas Shopping.

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N00bris

Posted on 2014-12-04 by jcs

Jean-Philippe Paradis nails it "n00bris: n. The pride of a newcomer to enter a new programming community and immediately start suggesting changes." — @fogus — Jean-PhilippeParadis (@HexstreamSoft) November 25, 2014 Lispers see this all the time with n00b proposals to … Continue reading →

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A Cat Cons

Posted on 2014-11-17 by jcs

Via Magnar Sveen we have this offering from Dmitry Ignatiev (cons cat (cons cat nil)) pic.twitter.com/BmmyKhPEt8 — Dmitry Ignatiev (@lvsn) November 15, 2014

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Being Smart

Posted on 2014-11-15 by jcs

Matt Blaze has a realization that probably applies to us all. I know it applies to me. I was about to say "how can something be 'smart' if it doesn't work unless it's connected to the net" but then I … Continue reading →

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The Two Programmer States

Posted on 2014-11-03 by jcs

I know the feeling. So true. “@georgeb3dr: The two states of every programmer. pic.twitter.com/5wYfzzgRjb” — publicfarley (@publicfarley) October 10, 2014

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