{"id":3020,"date":"2014-09-13T08:31:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-13T12:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/?p=3020"},"modified":"2014-09-13T21:30:14","modified_gmt":"2014-09-14T01:30:14","slug":"things-my-mom-taught-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/?p=3020","title":{"rendered":"Things My Mom Taught Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Suppose a distant relative sends you a sweater. It&#8217;s a perfectly good sweater but not a style you like or would ever wear. Instead of rolling your eyes and sending a <i>pro forma<\/i> thank you note, you take to twitter and your blog to complain bitterly that you were given a sweater you didn&#8217;t like. What would your mother say? <\/p>\n<p> I don&#8217;t know about you but if I did that my mom would deliver me a scolding and a lecture about manners. But that&#8217;s just me. The Internet appears to be ablaze with weeping and gnashing of teeth over Apple&#8217;s adding the latest U2 album to everyone&#8217;s iTunes collection. <a href=\"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/2014\/09\/10\/wtf-is-a-u2\/\">Here&#8217;s<\/a> TechCrunch waxing apoplectic about the gift. And I can&#8217;t tell you how many Twitter posts I&#8217;ve seen complaining about it. Even people who aren&#8217;t Apple users and don&#8217;t have an iPhone or iPad are complaining. It&#8217;s apparently difficult to delete music from your iTunes account (although it can be hidden) so these folks are feeling especially aggrieved. <\/p>\n<p> Talk about a first-world problem. It&#8217;s not as if there aren&#8217;t serious things to complain about. How about NSA snooping, for example? Seriously, people, put the damn sweater in a drawer and get on with your lives. And anyone from Apple reading this can take it as my thank you note. <\/p>\n<p> <b>Update<\/b>: Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whoisu2.com\/\">selection of Tweets<\/a> bemoaning the U2 download. I  know I must be old because I <i>do<\/i> know who U2 is. So old, I actually  have several of their albums. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suppose a distant relative sends you a sweater. It&#8217;s a perfectly good sweater but not a style you like or would ever wear. Instead of rolling your eyes and sending a pro forma thank you note, you take to twitter &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/?p=3020\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-3020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3020"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3024,"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions\/3024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irreal.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}